LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Blood and glitter go together right?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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