So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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