I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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