what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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