wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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