you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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