I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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