we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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