y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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