So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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