Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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