I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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