I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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