meet me or not, i'm out of control
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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