Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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