yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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