Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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