Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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