Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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