Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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