I'd wear matching sweaters with you
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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