put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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