butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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