Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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