Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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