I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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