Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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