yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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