Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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