people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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