she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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