i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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