i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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