she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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