I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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