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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.

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Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?

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Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.

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(913): I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body. (402): Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days? (913): Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm. http://tfl.nu/rpz1

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park

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(610): my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park http://tfl.nu/hm3c

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(905): View more from Ontario

i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night

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(905): i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night http://tfl.nu/m366

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(641): View more from Iowa

We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.

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(641): We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard. http://tfl.nu/xmhj

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(205): View more from Alabama

I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.

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(205): I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year. http://tfl.nu/aidj

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(731): View more from Tennessee

What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?

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(731): What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry? http://tfl.nu/iiar

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(801): View more from Utah

Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.

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(801): Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard. http://tfl.nu/rl99

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.

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(651): You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions. http://tfl.nu/alli

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(205): View more from Alabama

Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.

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(205): Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah. http://tfl.nu/ja8i

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(801): View more from Utah

He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.

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(801): He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life. http://tfl.nu/2uzh

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls

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(403): I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls http://tfl.nu/ukym

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(314): View more from Missouri

It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.

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(314): It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved. http://tfl.nu/gg0m

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(360): View more from Washington

I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?

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considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.

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(360): I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel? (1-360): considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'. http://tfl.nu/0tmm

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.

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(910): Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit. http://tfl.nu/w0fz

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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.

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(701): You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty. http://tfl.nu/9ebp

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