You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...