I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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