Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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