There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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