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Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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