Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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