She is in my trunk
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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This is my gift to your gina
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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