just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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