I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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