I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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