So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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