ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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