I'm eating all of the evidence.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Alive.
So much puke
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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