i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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