Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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