Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
How external is "for external use only"?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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