I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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