We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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