I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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