He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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