the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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